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Welcome to RobOS
Congratulations, brave human.
You have discovered RobOS – the Linux distro that does not want to be used.
It wants to *challenge* you. It wants to test you. It wants to make you cry.
What is RobOS?
RobOS is a minimal, manual, survival-style Linux distribution made for people who think Gentoo and LFS are “too easy”.
It contains almost nothing.
You build everything by hand.
You suffer.
You grow stronger.
What RobOS does NOT include:
- No package repositories
- No GUI
- No keyboard layout tools
- No nano
- No make
- No core utilities (mostly)
- No mercy
What RobOS DOES include:
- wget (your only friend)
- bash built-ins
- A 2.021 second boot time
- A single “repository file” called 1.txt
- Pain
- Character development
Who is RobOS for?
- People who enjoy suffering
- People who brag about running Gentoo
- People who think Arch Linux is “for beginners”
- Programmers with too much ego
- You, apparently
Installation Requirements
- A second Linux machine (yes, really)
- A local web server to upload files manually
- At least one coffee
- Preferably two
- Mental stability (not included)
Final Words
If you successfully run RobOS, congratulations.
You are no longer a user.
You are a survivor.
Good luck. ☠️